Growing up, VeggieTales 1993 was one of my favorite stories. Obiously, I didn't believe it was real... until yesterday. Yes, yesterday was tthe day wgere i started believing that veggieTales 1993 was real. In fact, I am also a big veggieTales fan as well as a Veggietales 1993 fan.
I had found an episode of the show, apparently lost to time. It was made in 1994, and it was titled "Bob the Tomato is a little bItch!" Of course, i wanted to own and own this own episode for my own self. Let me tell you, I was a big veggietales fan, let me tell you. Let me tell you, I would have paid anything for this episode, let me tell you. Luckily, I found a copy of the episode on eBay for the low low price of 6 dollars and 66 cents.
Now, let me tell you, you may or may not be asking how I knew this episode even existed? Well, let me tell you, I first learned about this episode, let me tell you, from the veggietales wiki, arguably the most reliable source on the internet. Now, let me tell you, I thought it might be slighty unrealism for bitch to became in the title, since Veggietales is a christianity show. But, I believe the existence anyhow.
Once the box slap my doorstep, I immediately tear it through. VHS move out. After, I put VHS into my specialized VHS playing machine. Episode started normally enough, however both Bob and Larrys designs were different. They both looked spooky.
Bob was in dining room. Larry bring out delicious baked potato. Bob look at potato, and say "what is this?" Larry then say back "It is baked potato." Bob ask "what is potato?" Larry say "Don't tell me you've never seen a potato before?" Bob say "It look quite tasty." He then take bite and say in high pitched voice "Mmm, taste very strange." Larry say "Stop lying. You know what potato is. Admit it." Bob then say "No, I do not know what potato is." Larry then say "Liar. Get the fuck out of my house!" Bob tell him he irrational for getting angry at him for not know what potato is. Larry then get angry and he go super saiyan 4 and wreck the world with his laser eyes.
Lost episode has became trauma for me. I not abLE to Sleep now tHiNk about tHis. I not know what to do. Today I see bob and larry consistently on my mind. One solution only one that exists. I ran to grand canyon and i jump off. currently writing this in midair. dont watch veggietales 1994.
"He hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter. Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcasses, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood." -Is. 34:2-3